cutup capers

as a child i always hated the law of gravity

2012-01-16T10:51:00.000-08:00

story and screenplay by fan taser

visuals by konrad kraus and rhoda penmarq






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little wing

2011-12-26T11:16:00.001-08:00

by bofa xesjum

the ocean and the stars

2011-12-17T08:52:00.000-08:00

by bofa xesjum

adapted from the story "secrets" by lorelei bodine , originally published in the may 1951 issue of super spicy stories

additional illustrations by rhoda penmarq and roy dismas

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 4, part 2

2011-12-11T11:05:00.000-08:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

for scene 1, click here

the breakup

2011-12-05T16:08:00.000-08:00

by bofa xesjum

additional dialogue by rhoda penmarq

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 4, part 1

2011-11-10T10:15:00.000-08:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

for scene 1, click here

scene 4, part 2

talker

2011-10-29T08:04:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by cathy aragon

additional dialogue by rhoda penmarq

illustrated by rhoda penmarq and konrad kraus

dawn

2011-10-10T19:58:00.000-07:00

by cathy aragon and rhoda penmarq

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 3

2011-10-02T14:08:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

lyrics from husker du

for scene 1, click here

scene 4, part 1

good fishing, part 2

2011-09-12T18:23:00.000-07:00

by bofa xesjum and rhoda penmarq

part two of three

based on the story the mermaid's curse by horace p sternwall

click here for part one

good fishing

2011-09-11T14:08:00.000-07:00

by bofa xesjum and rhoda penmarq

part one of three

based on the story the mermaid's curse by horace p sternwall

part 2

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 2, part 3

2011-09-06T12:33:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

lyrics from iron maiden, black flag, the runaways, and husker du

for scene 1, click here

scene 3

so please be kind (print version)

2011-09-03T08:20:00.000-07:00

by rhoda penmarq

the extraterrestrial carefully folded the parking ticket
and placed it in the breast pocket of his dove-gray suit
as the two-headed policeman approached
with his gargoyle handcuffs

there are no barracudas here
in the forgotten kingdom of ur
which has less quicksand than sheba
and less resonance than a kaleidoscope

zeros are still beyond counting
even in the new age of remembrance
komodo - kimono - who knows?
give me a mastodon any day

the larva was improperly frozen
the iguana was misunderstood
the metamorphosis was almost complete
but the half-man will never be forgotten

"defenestration" remains my favorite word
no falsificaton was intended, officer
i invite to the weekly walpurgisnicht
but you will have to bring your own nachos and dip

"concatenation" is my least favorite word
and never gives me satisfaction
her heartfelt entreaty went unheard
and its termination was unnoticed

except by an obsolete gas pump
unjustly accused of pusillanimity
i am sorry i could not have been more helpful
but the constant concatenation discombobulated and disoriented me

the hijackers

2011-08-29T14:14:00.000-07:00

by jeff crouch and rhoda penmarq

adapted from the novel " terror in the skies" by horace p sternwall

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 2, part 2

2011-08-27T08:17:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

to begin at the beginning, click here

scene 2, part 3

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 2, part 1

2011-08-15T14:42:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

lyrics from slayer, the dead boys, iron maiden, black flag and the jam

for scene 1, click here

scene 2, part 2

"Snakeland Must be Destroyed," scene 1

2011-08-09T07:48:00.000-07:00

story and screenplay by Jason Gusmann

illustrations by rhoda penmarq

scene 2, part 1

so please be kind

2011-08-08T15:56:00.000-07:00

by the desultory doodler

this is my first affair (print version)

2011-08-07T06:18:00.000-07:00

by rhoda penmarq

the indigo sunset slowly seeped away
the lion stared at the disappearing bush
the cowboy tuned his guitar around the campfire
the snake slithered through the dust

the flounder avoided the hull of the boat
the yak waited patiently in the shadows
the janissary gave a lusty full-throsted yell
joey made a face as he ate his yogurt

the porcupine rested by the side of the road
the aardvark watched him from behind a large rock
the rhubarb grew wild
the undertaker broke off a stalk

he had never eaten wild rhubarb before
his grandmother's exhortation to be careful what he ate surfaced in his brain
the orangutan repressed a chuckle
but quickly scampered away when the undertaker's baleful gaze fell upon him

the bug crawled up the vine
victory was in the air
the gravy train pulled into the station
the jaguar watched from behind the dumpster

the bobcat gave the jaguar a wide berth
and headed down the highway
an apple fell from a tree
at zero hour

the walrus went back to sleep
after eating the eggplant
piano legs hickman stroked the ball to right with crisp authority
and big ed delahanty came lumbering home

this is my first affair

2011-08-03T07:54:00.001-07:00

by the desultory doodler

looking for mickey, part 2: but i quickly lost my way

2011-07-31T05:34:00.000-07:00

by roger "pegleg" wilson and rhoda penmarq

to begin at the beginning, click here

looking for mickey

2011-07-30T19:50:00.000-07:00

by roger "pegleg" wilson and rhoda penmarq

part 2: but i quickly lost my way

new economic realities

2011-07-24T05:15:00.000-07:00

by rhoda penmarq and jeff crouch

desperate jeopardy

2011-07-16T19:54:00.000-07:00

written and directed by roy dismas

executive producer: rhoda penmarq

poem 33

2011-07-02T18:25:00.000-07:00

by kazz nowa

pictures by rhoda penmarq