Monday, October 28, 2024

an encounter



by bofa xesjum




monsieur b, i believe?

why yes, i am monsieur b. thank you so much for recognizing me. it had been a long tine since anyone has.

do you mind if i sit down?

no, no, please do.

i have always been a great admirer of yours, monsieur.

thank you. my memory is not what it was. have we met?

briefly, at the conference of the s society at n, in 19 something or other. i am commissioner leroy, perhaps you remember me?

oh, of course, of course. if i recall, in those long ago days, we may have exchanged words - in print - good old print - not always the softest.

indeed! but i always truly admired you as a pioneer. tell me, how is the espresso here?

not very good, try the hot chocolate.

i will take your advice. waiter!

yes, monsieur.

a hot chocolate, please.

how do you like it?

the same as this gentleman.

very good, monsieur.

where were we?

in the dim past, exchanging thunderbolts.

thunderbolts in a clear sky.

waiting for a storm that never came.

oh, it came it some ways. the old castles and battlements are gone, or at least silenced. one can barely hear them muttering in the backgrouappendix -nd, soft waves in a low tide.

but the high tide never lifted our ships.

the ships that were never built.

and never sailed.

but they brought us here.

they left us here.

your hot chooiate. monsieur.



Monday, October 21, 2024

original story - 3. the queen's stratagem



by bofa xesjum




reynaud had nothing but a cat to present to the emperor.

sinbad envisioned the delicate witticism he would deliver to the terrible prince who waited outside.

i believe the empress has charmed this clown with the express apprehension of obliterating the many regrets of the old lady.

nevertheless the warlord and the queen have agreed on the destruction of the ancient formalities.

heaven sent its best wishes to the old lady.

the feline tailor judiciously interrogated the sturdy guardsmen before the queen nodded knowingly to the master.

under peril of annihilation, the barbarian gave way -



Sunday, October 20, 2024

original story 2 - the adventurers



by bofa xesjum




yesterday pope alexis questioned the turkish envoy as to the benefits of a quiet kinesis when revenge is cold and the joke is not worth the price of exposition.

many of the adventurers made an exhibition of sorrowful virtue when the notary ordered them to be beheaded.

they all laughed at the viceroy when he grew sentimental about the adventurers’ ’youth.

the lady waited patiently for the cavalier to implicate the groom in the judiciously defeated insurrection under the count’s jeering opportunism.

a saucy fellow boldly offered to evoke another revolutionary fracas at midnight.

and the ladies grew indignant at last under the clouds.


Wednesday, October 9, 2024

original story 1 - disdain



by bofa xesjum




henry the cannibal laughed.

but sir percival expressed disdain.

doctor zurk, the distinguished zoologist, viewed water nagelby as a potentially gruesome candidate for examination.

the little king suppressed a yawn obliviously when the red nun upheld the bifurcation of the hairy monster.

forgoing the old dogmas, gareth tremblingly, a wizened consultant who expected the youthful follies of the queen to be exposed momentarily, sighed deeply.

in the intervals between the jollities of the chancellor of the exchequer and the king of terror, roger attempted to interpose a few damning statistics.

meanwhile, zillions of indignant citizens languished in the waiting room.