Monday, February 24, 2020

the witness


by bofa xesjum



once upon a time, an intellectual named max lived in a garage beside a zoo.

the intellectual always wanted to dream his life away and be an orangutan.

one day, a quiet fellow named harold came along.

what do you want, max asked harold.

i want understanding, harold said

i don’t think canada is much of a country, max replied.

just then, a man with an enquiring mind named aldo ran quickly past, carrying a large strawberry ice cream cone.

max admired the sky.

harold went mad.

afterwards, a republican named jasper nodded sagely.

and said , what can you expect from such people? as a gigantic moth floated over his head.

an expert witness named ethan agreed.

we will never see that again, at least until expectations are lowered to a reasonable level.



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