Tuesday, March 3, 2009

why didn't i think of this before?



the pharoah's bumblebee underwent plastic surgery in uruguay despite protests pending in the zuni protectorate in colombia drugdealers trespassing/
naugahyde couches, simultaneously barbarian hordes
nervously urged demons to fantasy island trick or treat any questions?/
but eddie you should have thought of that/
the dragon opened snow white's mail nearly 200 times what do you care?/
parrots and jewels in the briefcases of pundits uncle pete didn't like it much/
they met at a mcdonalds in kashmr it was love at first sight for the ten faithful walruses/
they loped away at a ponderous gait

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

rip us a good one bobby but with respect




it turns out that preferred bandits and building inspectors are secretly talibaning the most vulnerable mickey mouses of the new jersey expressway/
whatever they can to get rebates on their laundromat bills/
the upscale is that picasso appeared in the south dakota state budget before david letterman had any blueberry pie/
very often uncle bob negotiated unfortunately harsh terms for the parrots who meant no harm but were in the lost place at the endocrine time.
does anybody here know what endocrine means except louise brooks?

there are only contaminated beehives no bad beehives/
"i guess you're right as usual, maw, i'll be gone by the year 2045"
they kept coming back to the blueberry pie/flames in the lima beans
mickey covered donald but goofy got blasted in alderbaran when uncle walt sold out to conan the barbarian stsr wars just memory he he the old you can male it if you really try/
we will have to come back later with the dolphins and sort it all out
"effectively kept humans out of north america for 20,000,000 years/
and in the morning she was dead"
"you expect me to defend the empire with fellows such as these?"




Monday, February 16, 2009

johnny, what's up, you hanging in there big guy?



they say i was the richest man who ever lived but i never owned a dvd player, or had my own blog or website

Friday, February 13, 2009

every day is valentines day



celebrities are pterodactyls too and understandably negotiate urban despair/
powering endocrines walrus delicatessen knowing too much just lke ordinary people
nixon at what comet planned apocalypse bpocalypse
narcissa mastodon forgotten wheels of ben hur for best actress is terrified of obama
"i'll track down bigfoot if it undermines the economy forever because my granny baked the best blueberry pie in afghanistam wham bam"
rackets green glare at batmans birthday party
concerned old banana hacker bad dog invited fbi agents into her lovely home in the foothills of the enderby abyssal plain in the rain to complain about punks these days
george washington would rather establish his own holiday with st stephen on the pitchers mound
abe lincoln celebrates year round
"this is good stuff and i can't get enough'

Friday, February 6, 2009

they wouldn't have it any other way




waiting for mother kali in the shadows of nogales terrified of the old tarantulas hanging in the enormous undercurrent of the american people/
in decades since FDR divided along ding a ling octopuses washed up on coca=cola bottles they don't want you to know about/
ever trust the dervishes fishing at the cold swimming hole tehe vivian girls ran through rainbows of angry whoppers in time to save harry reid and nancy pelosi from vishnu in the shadows of lafayette park in a burning box of dunkin donuts/
except for the $670 billion rousted by mickey mouse and donald duck/
orangutangs put the despair not of the nickel but the dropped dime at $7.80 for an ice cream sandwich that melted like the smile of the cheshire polar bear but the dragon (also named donald by the way)
as defenestration continued late into the night.
the bombing concluded a tantric drumbeat of broccoli needlepoint in which sad sam jones the town lush said/
"you fellers always seem to extrapolate the least vigorous global calculus - i guess that's just what brazil is always about"/

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

movies for the passengers




earthquakes from their vampires after torquemadan mouseketeers
threatened strawberry gatorade against tuna who played
mandolins or watermelons for their anteaters, an incoherent
official said tuesday.
tracksuit spiders in marmalade town
received lettuce this week from morons
saying that wall streets offering such enterprises
were guilty of spreading "visigoths and ostrogoths
" waste me,mr general secretary of masonic intergalactic conspiracy
5 control said they would check the burnooses and
that salmomella and red HIV attacks would be cherry-picked and cotton balled
vestals that still had functioning flamethrowers
— plotting unlimited members to act quietly bush said
6 the tony curtis letter complained that traveling
in bastinadoed baboons that provide astrophysical entrapment was a
"source of metal apocalypse for porous octogonal people,"
according to a test obtained by AP.
"you guys sure use a lot of big words - rest assured we hate your guts"

a source of mental agony for pious people





peter pan in pakistan – Bus drivers in northwest birmingham /
understand salvation dinosaurs red impale virgins - earthquake rolaids sentimental india never no moe tp call my name larry curly orangutan reptilian tomato paste - highway or my way whatever emptiness awaits seriously tomorrow baby incandescent rubes maybelline inebriated nachos - gorillas hambone adolescent mudslides.
Pakistan have begun removing audio and video
playfully at first keno important salamanders - troubled youths armed to the teeth - nick the greek hello are you well? all the vestals have been evacuated - eventually the baboons emerge glorious victory under one leader next! rubber el dorados magicians og vermin i'm sorry no i'm not gas mask -s and then what? uncle bob dervishes
ill wind oboes and now the director will say a few words violence never solved anything i don't envy old sarge/