novel 83 - 2. badperson86

by nick nelson

part two of ?

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plesse enter your loneliness i d. number, or click here to request one. 563- yhr- 8632. enter a password, password must be 10 digits long and contain at least one lower case letter, one upper case lletter, one number, ne symbol, and no duplications. BadPerson86! that s not a strong password. we recommend one with more randomly chosen digits. do you wish to choose another instead? yes. please enter another password. J4#8Xt(3Q7 reenter password. J4#8Xt(3Q7. thank you .see how easy that was. you may choose a user i d. this is optional . otherwise you will be known to other subscribers by your loneliness i d. enter user i d. leave blank to be known by loneliness i d badperson86. thank you. enter 1 to contact another lonely person, or 2 to be contacted by one. 2. a lonely person will contact you within 12 hours. log in to this site at any time to check your messages. to be continued

novel 83 - 1. loneliness

by nick nelson

part one of ?

this is loneliness, can i help you? yes, i am lonely. do you have a lonely i d number? no. you need one to proceed. do you want one? i guess. say yes or no. or press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. yes, i want one. your number is 563- yhr- 8632. do you want me to repeat that? no, i have it recorded. you can use that number to sign on to our website. choose a password, and you will be connected to another lonely person. do you have any other questions or can i help you with anything else today. i have a question. go on. don’t i have to fill out some kind of profile? before i am connected to another person? no. no! but what if - if - i am not - um - in sync with the other person? loneliness is not a dating service,or a marriage bureau. we try to make that clear in our ads. we make no claim to do anything but to connect you to another lonely person. that is why our rates are do low - the lowest in town. you can just talk or text to the person you connect to, or take it from there. what if the person does not read or speak english? we have translation software for over 500 languages. you wlll be fine. you can cancel at any time before 30 days, at no fee. do you have any other questions? how much does it cost? your first three interactions are free. if you continue beyond that you will pay ten drachmas for every interaction. does it natter how long the interaction lasts? an interaction lasts three minutes. plenty of time to schedule a meeting or connection with the person or entity contacted. thank you. that sounds very reasonable. thank you for using loneliness. goodbye. next