the movie of your life, scene 3

screenplay by angus strongbow iii

based on an original concept by Prof. Dan Leo*

visuals by penmarq studios

* Distinguished Professor of Ennui Studies, Olney Community College; author of The Final Blankness: the Illusion of Narrative in the Cinema of Jerry Lewis and Phil Tucker, Olney Community College Press.

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road to nowhere, part 1

by horace p sternwall

illustrated by penmarq studios

	ted williams ted williams ted williams
joe dimaggio joe dimaggio joe dimaggio
	casey stengel casey stengel casey stengel
sparks has got headquarters on the line
	alexander woolcott alexander woolcott adele rogers st john
george jean nathan george jean nathan jack dempsey
	titanic underworld versailles
titanic underworld versailles
	jewel thief jewel thief monaco
nice nice st tropez
	uncle remus thorstein veblen henry david thoreau
uncle remus thorstein veblen henry david thoreau
	clarence darrow amelia earhart george jean nathan
top of the empire state building statue of liberty knute rockne
	jim thorpe jesse owens joe dimaggio
tell headquarters i'll call them back
	woodrow wilson charles g dawes frances farmer
babe ruth babe ruth babe ruth
	ty cobb ty cobb ty cobb
shoeless joe jackson shoeless joe jackson john mcgraw
	jack johnson amelia earhart w somerset maugham
khyber pass good shooting drums in the night
	noel coward noel coward w somerset maugham
ronald firbank nancy mitford louis-ferdinand celine
	rogers hornsby rogers hornsby rabandrinath tagore
i'm afraid ii don't know these people
	they fell in the river and the crocodiles ate them orson welles ted williams
orson welles joseph cotten alfred hitchcock
	dorothy parker dorothy parker dorothy parker
billy, i'm ahocked, i had no idea you knew so much
	clemenceau clemenceau charles g dawes
they laughed when i sat down at the piano arthur murray taught me dancing in a hurry i love my wife but oh you kid
	lucky lindy lucky lindy amelia earhart

part 2