this is loneliness, can i help you?
yes, i am lonely.
do you have a lonely i d number?
no.
you need one to proceed. do you want one?
i guess.
say yes or no. or press 1 for yes, or 2 for no.
yes, i want one.
your number is 563- yhr- 8632. do you want me to repeat that?
no,
i have it recorded.
you can use that number to sign on to our website. choose a password, and you will be connected to another lonely person. do you have any other questions or can i help you with anything else today.
i have a question.
go on.
don’t i have to fill out some kind of profile? before i am connected to another person?
no.
no! but what if - if - i am not - um - in sync with the other person?
loneliness is not a dating service,or a marriage bureau. we try to make that clear in our ads. we make no claim to do anything but to connect you to another lonely person. that is why our rates are do low - the lowest in town. you can just talk to the person you connect to, or take it from there.
what if the person does not speak english?
we have translation software for over 500 languages. you wlll be fine. you can cancel at any time before 30 days, at no fee. do you have any other questions?
how much does it cost?
your first three interactions are free. if you continue beyond that you will pay ten drachmas for every interaction.
does it natter how long the interaction lasts?
an interaction lasts three minutes. plenty of time to schedule a meeting or connection with the person or entity contacted.
thank you. that sounds very reasonable.
thank you for using loneliness. goodbye.
