road to nowhere, part 9

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philadelphia pittsburgh harrisburg pennsylvania philadelphia philadelphia philadelphia pittsburgh pittsburgh pittsburgh harrisburg harrisburg harrisburg harrisburg pennsylvania state line state line state line lake erie lake erie cleveland ohio you’d be surprised you’d be surprised you’d be surprised at some of the things i’ve seen wind off the lake wind off the lake wind off the lake all night long all night long all night long what kind of music do you like? myself myself i like country music i like country music i like country music because it tells a story country music tells a story west virginia west virginia west virginia coal miner’s daughter coal miner’s daughter coal miner’s daughter loretta lynn loretta lynn loretta lynn now it’s just my opinion but i don’t think the people who made that movie knew anything about country music but that’s just my opinion my opinion my opinion hank snow hank snow hank snow ernest tubb ernest tubb ernest tubb hank williams hank williams hank williams cleveland akron columbus ohio cleveland cleveland cleveland akron akron akron columbus columbus cincinnati you can talk about your hank williamses hank williamses hank williamses hank snows hank snows hank snows but f you want a real christian country singer listen to brother claude ely brother claude ely brother claude ely he raised a mighty voice to the lord a mighty voice to the lord a mighty voice to the lord filling the night filling the night heralding the dawn cincinnati ohio louisville kentucky louisville kentucky aretha franklin aretha franklin aretha franklin clyde mcphatter clyde mcphatter clyde mcphatter dixie hummingbirds dixie hummingbirds dixie hummingbirds stanley brothers stanley brothers stanley brothers indianapolis indianapolis indianapolis terre haute terre haute terre haute indiana part 10

road to nowhere, part 8

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herbert hoover herbert hoover herbert hoover charles curtis charles curtis charles curtis iowa city iowa iowa city iowa iowa choctaw nation choctaw nation sioux nation sioux city iowa sioux city iowa sioux city i see you have done a lot of research farmhouse farmhouse old farmhouse schoolhouse schoolhouse little red schoolhouse wheat wheat wheat old yellow moon old yellow moon lonesome highway herbert hoover herbert hoover herbert hoover black hills black hills black hills sitting bull sitting bull george armstrong custer he died with his boots on he died with his boots on because they would never take him alive franklin d roosevelt franklin d roosevelt pretty boy floyd john dillinger billy sunday the lady in red aimee semple macpherson aimee semple macpherson charles lindbergh charles curtis charles curtis john nance garner clark gable clark gable clark gable joan crawford joan crawford joan crawford knoxville tennessee knoxville tennessee knoxville tennessee tupelo mississippi tupelo mississippi memphis tennessee elvis presley elvis presley elvis presley ed sullivan ed sullivan ed sullivan jackie gleason jackie gleason jackie gleason wink martindale wink martindale wink martindale soldier, if what they tell me is true, i will punish you as no man has ever been punished before hank williams hank williams hank williams hank snow hank snow hank snow marilyn monroe marilyn monroe marilyn monroe albert einstein albert einstein albert einstein albert schweitzer albert schweitzer albert schweitzer tony perkins tony perkins tony perkins part 9

road to nowhere, part 7

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albert einstein albert schweitzer alexander the great broderick crawford betty boop bernard baruch ted williams joe dimaggio cecil travis bob feller isaac newton rene descartes frederick the great catherine the great voltaire bob feller bob feller johnny mize harry s truman harry s truman harry s truman edward teller edward teller edward teller john von neumann john von neumann john von neumann winston churchill anthony eden clement attlee alan turing alan turing alan turing claude shannon claude shannon claude shannon frank sinatra frank sinatra frank sinatra burt lancaster burt lancaster burt lancaster niagara falls niagara falls buffalo new york are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet long way to go long way to go old farmhouse klaus fuchs klaus fuchs klaus fuchs julius rosenberg ethel rosenberg harry gold joseph stalin harry s truman clement attlee lavrenty beria lavrenty beria j robert oppenheimer j robert oppenheimer j robert oppenheimer j robert oppenheimer frank sinatra frank sinatra frank sinatra patti page patti page patti page albert einstein isaac newton j robert oppenheimer rochester new york syracuse new york utica new york i have to hand it to you you know your stuff you know your stuff you know your stuff how much is that doggie in the window henry luce henry luce clare booth luce frankie laine frankie laine frankie laine jackie gleason jackie gleason jackie gleason i have to hand it to you you know your stuff you know your stuff but we are not making much progress there is a lot of baseball to be played yet part 8

the evidence

by bofa xesjum

once upon a time, an archbishop lived in a wagon beside a excavation site. the archbishop always wanted to have a dog and be a clown. one day, a magician came along. what do you want? the archbishop asked the magician. i want a quiet life, the magician said . i don’t think that is likely. the archbishop replied. just then, a conquering hero hove into view. the archbishop understood everything. the magician destroyed the evidence. afterwards, a friendly fellow joked about it. and said , what was that all about? a journalist agreed. we will never see that again, at least until armageddon freezes over.

the witness

by bofa xesjum

once upon a time, an intellectual named max lived in a garage beside a zoo. the intellectual always wanted to dream his life away and be an orangutan. one day, a quiet fellow named harold came along. what do you want, max asked harold. i want understanding, harold said i don’t think canada is much of a country, max replied. just then, a man with an enquiring mind named aldo ran quickly past, carrying a large strawberry ice cream cone. max admired the sky. harold went mad. afterwards, a republican named jasper nodded sagely. and said , what can you expect from such people? as a gigantic moth floated over his head. an expert witness named ethan agreed. we will never see that again, at least until expectations are lowered to a reasonable level.

a strange occurrence

by bofa xesjum

a wise man was opening his mail. suddenly a virgin goddess quietly stole into the room. this must be a joke, the wise man exclaimed . didn’t you understand the prophet’s message? the virgin goddess replied . it was really too much for the poor wise man. then an important message just happened to flash by. what is the problem? the messenger asked the wise man. an explosion of congratulations erupted spontaneously. a highway robbery emerged. the media reported that the queen had baked an apple pie. but her next of kin, the black prince, had different ideas. and decided to throw the apple pie out of the highest window in the castle. later, the head of the praetorian guard confessed that no flowers had actually bloomed.

2 stories

by bofa xesjum

a story once upon a time, a —————— lived in a ———————— beside a ———————. the —————— always wanted to ——————— and be a ————————. one day, a ———————— came along. what do you want, the ———————— asked the ————————. i want ——————, the ——————— said i don’t think —————————. the —————— replied just then, a ———————— ———————— the ————————— —————————— the ———————————— ——————————— afterwards, a ————- ———————— and said —————————— a ————————— agreed we will never see that again, at least until —————————l

another story a ————————— was ———————— suddenly a ————————— ————————— ———————————, the ———————— exclaimed didn’t you————————— , the ——————— replied it was—————————— then a ————————— ————————— what is the ————————, the ———————— said a ——————— of ——————— ————————— a ————————— emerged the media reported that ———————— but —————— had different ideas and decided to ————————— later, the ——————— confessed that ———————