you are stranded on a desert island - forever. you have limitless supplies of oranges, bananas, peanuts, pistachios and water. you can also choose one and only one of the following items:
a) an endless supply of romance novels
b) an endless supply of pornography
c) an endless supply of science fiction
d) an endless supply of tolkien type fantasy novels
d) an endless supply of comic books and graphic novels
e) an endless supply of vampire novels
f) an endless supply of serial killer novels
g) an endless supply of travel brochures and guide books
h) an endless supply of cook books (just to read, you won't have anything to cook with)
i) an endless supply of restaurant reviews
j) an endless supply of books about rich people
k) an endless supply of books about famous people
l) an endless supply of blank paper and colored crayons or markers
m) an endless supply of blank paper and an endless supply of pencils (or a typewriter)
n) the bible and all the other sacred texts ever written
o) all the biblical commentaries ever written
p) all the marxist literature and analyses ever written
q) descriptions of every animal and plant that has ever existed
r) the complete works of voltaire
s) a piano or other musical instrument
t) a model train set
u) a lego or building block set
v) a 100,000 piece solid color jigsaw puzzle
w) a telescope capable of viewing the universe
x) a kite (unbreakable)
y) a mirror and makeup kit
z) a basketball and hoop
1 comment:
At first I was thinking I'll take the science fiction novels, but on second thought I'll take the paper and typewriter; that way I can write my own endless series of sci-fi novels.
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