Monday, July 13, 2026

novel 83 - 3. austin's first test


by nick nelson

part three of ?

to read part 2, click here

to begin a the. beginnig, click here





good morning.

good morning. your name, please.

austin ingersoll.

your i d number?

885-9432-639-a.

thank you. have you taken this test before?

no.

are you ready?

yes.

you have 120 seconds to answer each question. do you understand?

yes.

*

what is the tallest mountain in the world?

- mount everes.t

what is the longest river in the world?

- the nile, but maybe the amazon.epending on the definition of length.

is your mom the nicest person in the world?

- my mom's the person I strive to be.

is your dad the funniest person in the world?

- funny people are authentic and sincere.

are dogs or cats smarter?

- dogs learn and respond to commands.

are humans or lobsters smarter?

- humans learn and respond to commands.

are rabbits or goldfish smarter?

- goldfish — IQ 25; rabbit — IQ 22

should white people all go back to europe?

- yes.

should black people all go back to africa?

- thousands of african-americans are moving back to africa for a better quality of life, safety, and a sense of belonging, challenging the narrative of africa as a poor and dangerous continent.

should mexico be given back to the aztecs or to the olmecs?

- that's a fascinating question touching on history.

should eurasia be given back to the neanderthals?

- yes

should africa be given back to the austraolopithecines?

-instead of "giving back" the continent, efforts are focused on preserving the sites where they once lived.

are you the center of the universe?

- the universe has no single center because space itself is expanding everywhere .

are you happy?

-  happiness comes from things like strong connections with family/friends, achieving personal goals, and feeling satisfaction .

are you guilty?

- If you plead guilty, you are admitting the charges against you are true, and/or that you have no defense or excuse for the act

are you at peace with yourself?

- peace to me is being comfortable with yourself, knowing yourself, and trusting yourself.

*

thank you. those are all good answers - too good. they indicate am 88 percent probability that you had some prior knowledge of the test, as most of these answers are available online.

but i didn’t . honest.

albert says you did.

so what happens now?

to be continued


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